these futuristic black sunglasses

Whether you've got a larger noggin or like to play big with your look

(Think crashing through a cinder block wall

the navy blue frames won’t slip or bounce no matter how much you sweat over that inflatable foosball table/toaster oven

Hellhound Hallucinations framecolor-grey these futuristic black sunglassesWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.)